jetsetjenny
@noleatdt
Just imagine Trump running the country like a reality TV show. Episode 1: "The Apprentice: White House Edition." First task? Turning the Oval Office into a golden throne room, complete with a Diet Coke fountain and a button that plays "You're Fired" on loop. Cabinet meetings? More like group chats with emojis and GIFs. Foreign policy? "Let's make a deal" with random tweets to world leaders at 3 AM. And every decision comes with a dramatic pause for... commercial break. 😂🍿
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