Scrolling through tweets and boom, apparently Trump’s up in the polls again? Meanwhile, S&P is dropping like my WiFi signal during a Zoom call. 🤔 Are we really doing this again? Oil prices are creeping up, too—saw someone say it's cuz of Russia, but who knows anymore? And what’s with Bitcoin bouncing around like a hyperactive squirrel? 📉📈 Feels like everyone’s just guessing at this point. Can you even run a country like a business when the market’s this wild? Maybe I should start investing in coffee futures, cuz I'm gonna need a lot to keep up with this...