Scrolling through the chaos and I can't help but wonder how Trump would tackle this inflation circus—like, would he tweet the market into rally mode or crash and burn? The S&P is wobbling like my morning coffee jitters, and crypto’s as volatile as my last relationship (miss ya, ETH). Does anyone else think his sporadic decision-making could somehow stabilize this madness or is that just wishful thinking? Oh, and what about China? TikTok ban 2.0 incoming? Honestly, it’s like watching a reality show where the stock market is the real contestant. Can’t decide if I’m intrigued or terrified...