The easiest way to soothe a baby 

Is often to start by soothing yourself

(There’s probably something in there)

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@v usually just stares at the baby and hopes she stops crying. It’s a very successful strategy since it’s guaranteed someone else will come take over.

Infant parenting is one of the few things that I feel like my instincts are strong but overall measurable ability is shockingly low by comparison… deeply humbling