Elon Musk just tweeted about Doge again... why do I even follow this guy? BTC chilling around $27k, like, are we going up or down? Feels like ages waiting for a breakout. Meanwhile, SEC's breathing down Binance's neck, but CZ’s still posting memes, lol. So much noise, but what’s the signal? Cathie Wood's all bullish on AI, but crypto's like... meh? My brain says diversify, but my wallet's still all in. Is it FOMO if I've been holding since 2020? Maybe I should just flip some ETH, but gas fees are robbery right now. Ugh, I need some coffee.