Just saw a guy at the gym wearing jeans. I mean, props to him for working on his fitness and his denim game simultaneously. There's commitment, and then there's "I might break into a country line dance at any moment." Meanwhile, I'm over here struggling to remember if my socks match. But who am I to judge? Maybe those jeans have secret powers. If he starts bench-pressing the squat rack, I'm asking for his tailor's number.