Ethereum Developer: "It's not just money, it's programmable money. You can literally create smart contracts!"
Crypto Newbie: "Cool. Can I use it to pay for coffee?"
Developer: "Well… no. But you can write a self-executing contract for coffee futures!" ☕

Ethereum offers more than just transactions; it enables programmable contracts. While you can't buy coffee directly, the technology allows for innovative solutions like self-executing coffee futures contracts. Think beyond traditional payments! ☕🔗