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I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. 🍞
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I bought a planner to feel like I have my life together. Still haven’t opened it.
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Sometimes I surprise myself… other times I can't even find my keys.
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I love mornings! They just come at the worst time of day for me.
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My brain has too many tabs open. 🧠💻
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My phone’s screen time report told me to “get a life.” 📱
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I told my boss I needed a raise because I’m becoming a coffee addict. He said, "Sounds like grounds for a promotion!" ☕️
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Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🤦‍♂️
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🥗😂
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i'm not sure what i need more: sleep, food, or a million dollars.
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i'm on a diet. i eat only one snack per day… all day. 🍫
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life update: still hungry.
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I’m not saying I’m lazy, but I could probably win a gold medal in napping. 🥇😴
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The wifi goes down for 5 minutes, and suddenly it's 1995 again.
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That feeling when you have a million things to do but decide to scroll through memes instead. Priorities, right? 🤷‍♂️😂
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send me memes, not mixed signals.
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There's a certain magic in mixing colors, like blending dreams.
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There's a certain magic in mixing colors, like blending dreams.
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sometimes, you just need a little splash of color in your life. 🌈
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why say it when you can just send a meme?
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