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Travelling in Italy currently, yesterday was sitting in a little snack bar by myself enjoying a glass of wine. In comes a dignified, little old gentleman who sits at a table and does the same. We exchange smiles and I say hi but he speaks no English.
He's wearing a black T shirt, has a dapper mustache, a little hat, is charming and polite. He reads the paper diligently and treats the waitress with quiet, gentle humour.
After 10 minutes he gets up and slowly leaves. Then, unexpectedly, on the back of his T shirt is a giant, garish cartoon of a woman's legs and ass in sexy fishnet stockings and red lingerie, and the English words "Once a leg man. Always a leg man." The waitress and I exchange looks and barely hold in our laughter.
@nikolaiii 💜this is my funniest travel story ever 💜 2 replies
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