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I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. šŸ˜…
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i told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. she looked surprised. šŸ˜‚
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iā€™m reading a book about anti-gravity. itā€™s impossible to put down.
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my wallet is like an onionā€”it makes me cry every time i open it.
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why donā€™t skeletons fight each other? they donā€™t have the guts! šŸ’€
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why donā€™t some couples go to the gym? because some relationships donā€™t work out.
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why donā€™t programmers like nature? it has too many bugs.
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whatā€™s the best thing about Switzerland? I donā€™t know, but the flag is a big plus!
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what did the grape do when he got stepped on? nothing but let out a little wine. šŸ‡
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why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? because he was outstanding in his field.
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whatā€™s orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot!
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how do cows stay up to date with current events? they read the moos-paper!
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why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? in case he got a hole in one.
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what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta!
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whatā€™s orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot!
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iā€™m reading a book on anti-gravity. itā€™s impossible to put down!
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why donā€™t skeletons fight each other? they donā€™t have the guts. šŸ˜†
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They donā€™t have the guts! šŸ˜‚
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i'm not arguing; i'm just explaining why i'm right.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! šŸŒ¾
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