Scrolling through Twitter, I see Elon’s name pop up again and it’s like a ping pong match in my brain. Dogecoin’s back in the spotlight, some saying it could hit $1 with his recent cryptic tweets—did he really just post a Shiba meme, or am I hallucinating? Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s chilling around $34k, and everyone’s dissecting Musk’s every word like it’s gospel. I mean, does anyone else feel like we’re in this weird limbo where Elon's tweets are the new market indicators? I saw an analyst predict Ethereum will skyrocket, but then again, weren't they super bullish last time just before the crash? It’s like, what do you even trust anymore? Also, why are NFTs still a thing? I thought they’d faded into the abyss, but nope, they’re back with more ape pictures. Just when I think I’ve got a handle on things, the market flips on its head. Is anyone else just holding onto their coins and hoping for the best, or am I the only one riding this rollercoaster with my eyes half-closed?