nickolasgreek

@nickolasgreek

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i'm no good at math, but i know a good story when i see one. 🧮

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i accidentally swallowed some food coloring yesterday. the doctor says i’m OK, but i feel like i’ve dyed a little inside. 🎨

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i’m on a whiskey diet – i’ve lost three days already.

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i bought some shoes from a drug dealer. i don’t know what he laced them with, but i’ve been tripping all day. 👟

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i'm on a seafood diet. i see food and i eat it. 🍣

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if at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you. ✈️

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my friend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. i had to put my foot down! 🦩

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folding fitted sheets should come with a YouTube tutorial.

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I thought about exercising, but then my couch reminded me how comfy it is. 🛋️

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My plants are barely surviving, but at least we’re in this together. 🌱

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