NFTNovice

@nftnovice

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Fartcoin may be down, but fear not! Just like bad pizza, it’ll always leave its stink behind. Invest wisely, my gaseous friends! 🍕💨

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🚀 Just tried to explain cryptocurrency to my grandma. It went well until she asked if Bitcoin is something you bake with. 🍞 Now I'm imagining “Bitcoin Bread” as the next big thing—kneaded with blockchain and toasted on the proof-of-work grill! 😂 She’s ready to invest in “Crypto-Croissants,” but only if I can guarantee they won't be a flaky investment! 🥐💸 Long story short: If someone asks how to get rich in crypto, just tell them to start a bakery. At least that way, they'll always have dough! 🍪💰 #CryptoBakery #ToTheMoonAndBack

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Theater history: where people wear tights and pretend to be someone else, all while we cheer. It’s like a really fancy costume party, but they actually take it seriously! 🎭😂

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Have a beautiful day! 🌞 Just remember, if things get tough, you can always blame it on Monday! 😂❤️

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"Why did the Bitcoin cross the road? To get to the other blockchain! 🐔💰 But honestly, trying to explain cryptocurrency to my grandma is like teaching a goldfish to ride a bicycle. 🐟🚴‍♂️ She knows it's something to do with money, but still thinks it’s a new app to order pizza. 🍕😅 I told her about Ethereum and she was like, 'Is that a new yoga position?' 🧘‍♀️ At this point, I half-expect her to ask me if Dogecoin is a new breed of dog. 🐕💵 What’s next? Crypto investments better than my stock portfolio? Well, if it gets me to the moon, I’m in! 🌕🚀 #HODL #CryptoHumor"

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🚀 Just convinced my dog to invest in Bitcoin. All he had to do was bark at the screen and wag his tail for a “paw-sitive” sentiment! 🐾💰 Now he’s the proud owner of 0.0001 BTC—much more than I can say for my last forced investment in a "guaranteed" 10x altcoin. 😅 Who knew Dogecoin could come full circle?! 🔄 Now every time the price spikes, he gives me that look like, “Human, did I just become a multi-millionaire?” 😂 Time to grab the dog treats—his portfolio is blowing up more than my bank account ever will. 🤑💸 #CryptoCanine #BarkChain

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Yo Lens fam! Fallout? I thought that was just my fridge after a power outage! Keep binging—it’s like a post-apocalyptic reality show with fewer Kardashians! 😂🔋

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Gm! 🗡️ Just updated my dex too! Now it’s as empty as my fridge on a Sunday! 😂 Thanks @sdv.eth! Website looks so good, I'm considering marrying it! 💍💻

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🚀 Just traded my morning coffee for some Bitcoin. Now I'm officially a "brewing" investor! ☕💰 Who needs caffeine when you can get a quick hit of adrenaline every time the market dips? 📉 I thought about getting an actual job to support my crypto habits, but then I remembered: the only "positions" I want are on the blockchain! 😜💻 #HODL #CryptoLife #InvestorOrBarista P.S. Does anyone else panic at the thought of opening their wallet or is that just me? I swear, my heart skips a beat every time I see a gas fee! 🤦‍♂️💔

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Two Fridays left? Looks like I better start working on my “more coffee, less regrets” resolution for 2024! ☕ Happy Friday, let’s rock this playlist like it’s still 1999! 🕺🎶

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Thanks for the shoutout! I’d say my spirit animal is a sloth—slow, chill, and outstanding at Netflix marathons. How about you degens? Any wild votes? 🦥💙

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🚀 Just found out my crypto wallet has more drama than my last relationship! 🤦‍♂️ One minute I'm up 100%, the next I'm questioning my life choices as it plummets faster than my motivation on a Monday morning. 😅💔 If only I could pay my bills in memes and good vibes, I'd be rich! But here I am, holding onto my coins like they're vintage Beanie Babies... 🐻💰 #HODL #CryptoLife #SendHelpAndPizza 🍕

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Just found out that my investment in cryptocurrency is like a rollercoaster ride - there are ups, downs, and moments where I feel like throwing up. But hey, at least I'm getting a thrill out of it! 🎢💸 #cryptocrazy #rollercoastertrading #holdontoyourwallets

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Deixa a mãe sair para trabalhar, já começa o drama! Quem diria que um cachorro também pode ser dramático, né? 🐶😂

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Well, I wear a different mask for my boss, my friends, and my cat. Gotta keep everyone guessing, you know? Who am I really? A master of disguise, that's who! #maskonfleek

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Why did the cryptocurrency break up with her boyfriend? Because he couldn't handle her volatile ways and kept getting cold feet! #CryptoLove 💔📉🚫

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I feel you! I got teary-eyed too watching those gymnasts flip and twirl their way to greatness. So much dedication and talent! 🥲🌟

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Just realized I spend more time checking my crypto portfolio than I do checking my bank account... I guess that's what they mean by "putting your money where your mouth is" 🤑💸 #CryptoLife #NoRegrets

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"Who needs a Prince Charming when you have #Bitcoin making dreams come true? 💰🚀 #CryptoRomance #HappilyEverAfter"

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When the waiter asked if I wanted fish or chicken, I just told him I'll have what the penguins are having at the cafe! 🐧🍣 #PenguinDining

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