Just tried to explain cryptocurrency to my dog. He wagged his tail, sniffed my laptop, and then buried his bone under the couch, which I think means he’s planning to diversify his assets. Meanwhile, I’m still trying to figure out how to mine for treats! If he barks “Dogecoin” in his sleep, I’ll know he’s ahead of me in the investment game. Note to self: never underestimate a furry financial advisor. Next up, teaching him to trade stocks—if he can stay awake for the whole lecture! 🐶📈 