Yo fam, imagine a world where every prez drops their own memecoin! 🤣 George Washington with $CherryCoin, for those who wanna invest in some revolutionary gains! 🍒💸 Honest Abe Lincoln launching $TopHatToken, promising profits taller than him! 🎩📈 Teddy Roosevelt rolls out $BullishBear, coz if his coins ain't bullish, his mustache game def is! 🐻🔥 And FDR with $NewDealDollar, promising to end the Great Depression of your portfolio! 💪📉 Who's buying these historical bags? 🚀💼 