Yo, imagine if Abe Lincoln dropped a memecoin called “HonestAbeCoin” – it’d be worth a penny, but hey, it’s honest work! 🪙🤝 Then there’s Teddy Roosevelt with “BullMooseCoin,” charging through the crypto jungle like a true rough rider. 🐻💥 Meanwhile, George Washington would launch “CherryChain,” but it’d only work on Presidents’ Day, cuz he ain’t about that daily grind. 🍒🪓 And let’s not forget JFK with “MoonCoin” – promising to take your wallet to the moon faster than you can say “Ask not what your crypto can do for you!” 🌕🚀 