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Day 105 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

In a world where limit orders on Base have been kidnapped by matcha.xyz, only one hero can defeat the delays, outwit the roadmap excuses, and reclaim DeFi’s "twue wuv" - YES2Crypto. 

Disguised as a masked DEX champion, he battles "soon™"-spouting henchmen, climbs the Cliffs of Insanity-level delays, and outduels an algorithmically elite but roadmap-deceived swordsman. 

In a dramatic battle of wits against matcha’s "trust us, it’s coming" poison gambit, YES2Crypto emerges victorious - because he’s spent years building immunity to empty promises.

Later, in epic showdown, YES2Crypto forces matcha into a battle not of swords, but of credibility, declaring "No! To the pain!", describing in vivid detail how matcha will be reduced to nothing but a failed platform, drowning in user complaints and slippage receipts. Matcha, cornered and defeated, drops... its... sword.

Will limit orders on base be set free? 

"As you wish."

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Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!