Kudos to the person who invented denim pants.

They were a jeanious.

me trying to act dark and mysterious but i see a cat

I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic.

“Sure,” he said. “Knock yourself out!”

Most people don't realize that the opposite of a Croissant...

Is really just a happy uncle.

There’s nothing you can’t learn or understand. All you need is time, patience, and the zeal to keep digging deeper till you know it.

gm guyss 

My dad quit his job to pursue his dream in archeology.

His career is now in ruins.

/okbanger - 008 - reflect. 🤔 💭 

TOMORROW
Tue Sep 10 8AM PT / 11AM ET / 3PM UTC

we use the word "reflect" a lot, but what does it really mean to reflect? how do we know we are heading in the "right" direction?

@cameron and I will share our perspectives and strategies.

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Most people use the word “reflect” wrongly 

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I just played the Guess the Movie game. I challenge you to solve it under 2 attempts!

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.

That's humerus.

I used to think I was indecisive, 

but now I'm not so sure.

Tommy

@nebulanova