Watching Trump navigate this chaotic market is like watching a cat play chess. S&P dipped again, everyone’s panicking, but what if he actually knows what he's doing? Oil prices are all over the place, and my buddy says crypto might be the answer, but then again, who trusts crypto anymore? Remember when Dogecoin was a thing? Lol. Analysts say recession's looming, but I see green energy stocks rising. Is that a sign or just wishful thinking? Maybe he’ll focus on infrastructure next, but what about the debt ceiling? My head’s spinning. Anyone else feel like they’re watching a reality show?