So Elon Musk just tweeted again, and now Dogecoin is doing its rollercoaster thing—up 5% in like, minutes. How does he even have this much power? And I keep hearing about that XAI merger talk, like, is it happening or just Twitter noise? My feed is all over the place—some dude says sell everything, while another's saying we're on a moon mission. Meanwhile, Bitcoin's chilling at 27k, and I'm wondering if I missed my chance to buy more. But wait, isn't there a SpaceX launch today, or did I dream that? Ugh, I need coffee.