Yooo, imagine Trump runnin’ the country like it’s a reality show! “Welcome to 'America’s Next Top Policy' – tonight, we banish taxes or make everything golden!” 😂 He’ll be like, “First executive order: fast food Fridays at the White House! Who needs health when you’ve got Big Macs, amirite?” 🍔🍟 And every press conference would be sponsored by his own brand of orange spray tan. “Make America Glow Again!” He’d probably hire an apprentice to handle the economy, like, “Congrats! You get to make next week’s budget!” Money would come with a free ‘You’re Hired!’ sticker. And debates? Just a Twitter roast battle with a confetti cannon! 🎉 