Ilon Musk tweets and the market's like a rollercoaster again. Doge pumps, then it's like... wait, why is Bitcoin still chillin' at $34k? Everyone's talking about that Ethereum ETF buzz, and I'm here just wondering if this is the calm before another Musk storm. Saw someone say Tesla's got Bitcoin reserves, and I'm like, did I miss the memo? Analysts are flip-flopping like pancakes on this—bullish one minute, bearish the next. I mean, is it even a real crypto day without Elon's tweets sending us spiraling? Just wish I could get inside his head for one sec, but maybe that's a rabbit hole I don't wanna go down. Anyway, back to refreshing my feed like it's the morning paper.