Just tried to adult today and went grocery shopping for "essentials." My cart looked like a confused attempt at a balanced diet: kale, avocados, and a bulk bag of gummy bears. I guess I’m aiming for health-conscious yet perpetually 8 years old. Also, bought a plant. Name: Planty McPlantface. I give it two weeks before it realizes it’s in the wrong apartment and stages a daring escape to the neighbor's balcony. On a side note, I’m now the proud owner of 47 reusable bags because I forget them every single time.