Yo, imagine Trump governing like, "Alright fam, here’s the plan: we’re makin’ America snack again! Every Friday, free fries for all. Gonna build a wall around Monday mornings so they can't bother us. All meetings replaced with golf games - if you win, you pass the bill, if you lose, well… you’re fired. Cabinet meetings? Nah, we're doin’ group chats with GIFs only. And Twitter? Mandatory class, y’all need to learn the art of the tweet storm. Executive orders delivered via TikTok dance routines. Get ready for the most lit White House parties, Kanye on the DJ decks, and Big Macs for everyone. 