Watching Trump try to navigate the economy is like watching someone juggle flaming bowling pins on a roller coaster. I mean, Dow's up, but is it just a sugar rush? Market's acting like it's on espresso shots—one minute we're up, next it's a nosedive. Oil prices flirting with $90—who's got the popcorn for this geopolitical drama? And then there's Twitter, everyone's a damn analyst. Someone just said Tesla's the new Bitcoin? 🤔 But wait, is that a thing? Should it be a thing? Inflation's the ghost at the feast, haunting every discussion. And crypto... is anyone really buying the 'digital gold' narrative still? Feels like we're all just holding our breath, waiting for the next plot twist. What's the next card up his sleeve? Or is it just smoke and mirrors?