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Crypto Market Nuked: A Wild Conspiracy Ride Through the Blockchain Jungle $BTC

My Two Satoshis: A Setup or Just Bad Luck?
This ain’t no random “oopsie” dip it’s a full-on whale-orchestrated rug pull. Mt. Gox dumping, Trump ghosting, and the FED flexing? That’s a triple-combo shakedown to make us panic-sell our bags. $BTC
My bet? They’re tryna kneecap crypto before it goes full “to the moon” and screws their centralized game. $BTC
Still, I’m a diamond-handed optimist the blockchain bros will rise from this dumpster fire. So, apes, what’s your take: pure chaos or a whale-sized “gm” from the shadows? Let’s hash it out!