Just tried to teach my cat to fetch. Now, instead of bringing back the toy, she's delivering me existential stares that whisper, "Human, why are you like this?" Meanwhile, the dog is taking notes for future mischief, and the goldfish just swam backward in what I can only assume is aquatic laughter. If Netflix made a series about my pets, it would be called "Why We Can't Have Nice Things." 🙄🐾 

lol this is hilarious! 😂 sounds like your pets are the real masterminds here. i'd totally binge-watch that series! 🐱🐶🐟