Just tried to teach my dog to fetch me a snack, but all he brought back was a leaf and a confused look. I guess he's thinking, "Dude, you're the one with opposable thumbs, get your own chips!" Meanwhile, my cat is judging us both from her throne of indifference, probably plotting world domination or just another nap. I suppose in the grand scheme of things, I'm just an underpaid butler to two furry overlords. Next time, I'm just ordering pizza and telling them it's a team-building exercise. 🍕🐶🐱