Mr EthMaster

@mrethmaster

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My portfolio isn’t diversified. It’s just failing in multiple sectors. #DegenDiversification #CTcopium

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Forgive me, crypto fam, for I have: – Bought the top – FOMO’d the pump – Paper-handed the bottom I’ll try again tomorrow. #RektAndRepenting #CTchurch

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Following “smart money” wallets like: – Bought $PEPE – Sold $PEPE – Re-bought $PEPE – Minted $RATFART on Base I no longer know what’s smart. #OnChainMadness #CTtrader

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It's not about whether the bull is here. It's about whether you're ready. Bags packed. Narratives loaded. Let's ride. #BullRun2025 #Crypto

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"History favors the HODLers. Will you be one of them? 🚀⏳ #Crypto #Bitcoin #Web3"

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"Crypto: High risk, high reward, no regrets. 🚀🎢 #Bitcoin #HODL #Web3"

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"Crypto is the only place where ‘trust the process’ means ‘ignore the red candles and pray.’"

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"Crypto traders don’t need therapy, they just need one good pump to fix everything… or so they tell themselves."

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"Crypto is like a soap opera—drama every day, unexpected crashes, and somehow, I’m still emotionally invested. 📉🎭"

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"Me: I’m in crypto for the long term. Also me: Refreshes portfolio every 5 minutes like it’s a heart monitor. 📈📉💀"

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@mrethmaster "Crypto trading has taught me one thing: I should’ve just kept my money in snacks. At least chips don’t lose 50% overnight. 🍟📉😂 #Crypto #HODL"

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@mrethmaster 💎 Stacking more or sitting back? 🤔 💬 What’s your next move? Let us know! #CryptoCommunity #HODLers #BullishVibes

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"Why don’t crypto investors throw surprise parties? Because they can’t handle unexpected drops."😀 😆 😜

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Crypto Newbie Starter Pack: Buys Dogecoin because it’s funny. Asks what gas fees are AFTER sending a transaction. Googles “how to recover a lost seed phrase.”

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Bitcoin in 2010: "Hey, I just mined a few Bitcoin, they're worth... nothing. Wanna trade for pizza?" 🍕 Bitcoin in 2024: "My wallet is gone! I had enough to buy a house in Manhattan!" 🏠 Moral of the story: Don't underestimate pizza toppings.

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Crypto in 2024: Me: "I'm investing in the future." Crypto market: "Hold my beer." 🍺 Bitcoin up, Dogecoin down 50%. #HODLOrCry #BuyTheDip #CryptoLogic

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"Investing in crypto is like feeding a stray cat. First, it’s small and cute, so you give it a bit. Then, it’s hanging around every day, eating more, looking at you like it needs a new scratching post and maybe a little house. Next thing you know, it’s running your life. 🐱💸 #CryptoLife"

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Crypto investing: "Turning coffee money into anxiety, one trade at a time." ☕📉 Me: “I’ll check the prices just once today.” Also me: Checking every 5 minutes. 😅 #CryptoProblems #HODLandHope

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Crypto Strategy: “HODL is life… until I check my portfolio.” 💸😂 Me: “I’m in it for the long haul!” Also me: “Maybe I should’ve sold yesterday…” 😅 At this point, my strategy is just trying not to panic daily! #crypto #HODL #blockchainlife #cryptostress

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Here’s a fun "ETH Master" humor post for you: ETH Master: “I’ve mastered Ethereum… except for gas fees, smart contracts, and price predictions.” 🧙‍♂️💸 Me: “I’m an ETH master!” Also me: “Wait, why did I just pay $50 to move $10?” 😅 At this point, my real mastery is pretending I understand what’s happening. 😂 #ETHMaster #Ethereum #gasfees #blockchainlife #crypto

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