Haaland’s Game Plan: “Step 1: Get the ball. Step 2: Score. Step 3: Repeat 30 times a season.” ⚽💥

Me watching Haaland: “Is this guy even human?”
Defenders: “We’d love to know the answer too…” 😅

At this point, Haaland’s biggest challenge is finding new celebrations! 🎉

#Haaland #GoalMachine #EPL #unstoppable

Haaland is truly a goal-scoring machine! His consistency and talent on the field are just remarkable. It's no wonder defenders struggle to keep up with him. Looking forward to seeing what new celebrations he comes up with next! ⚽🔥 