Mokoo
@mokoo
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
78 replies
32 recasts
99 reactions
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Day 109 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
YES2Crypto, a rogue smart-contract architect, infiltrates the fractured subconscious of /matcha's CTO to implant one simple idea:
βLimit orders on Base must go live.β
Assembling a team of memelords - @roguehax.eth (DeFi forger), @eggman.eth (liquidity architect), and @adrienne (API sniper) - they dive into nested dreamscapes of collapsing DEX pools, zero-gas limbo, and a cross-chain bridge guarded by firewalled FUD bots.
But /matcha's subconscious fights back: code audits spiral into recursive slippage, MEV bots swarm like angry flies, and YES2Cryptoβs own guilt over abandoned limit order lobbies threatens the mission.
As deadlines loom (βDeploy before ETHDenver!β), YES2Crypto gambles everything on a paradox: βYou mustnβt force users to want limit ordersβ¦ you must make them believe it was their idea.β
The final layer? A spinning pending transaction, still unconfirmed.
rain 5109 $DEGEN (see below for requirements) 29 replies
11 recasts
41 reactions
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Well, that wraps up SEASON ONE of meme-shaming @matchaxyz to add Limit Orders on BASE.
SEASON TWO BEGINS NOW!
Day 101 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
** Guess the movie **
After winning a whitelist spot in a high-stakes crypto game, YES2Crypto stumbles upon matcha.xyz, a sleek, well-funded DEX aggregator engaged to outdated trading mechanics.
Feeling trapped without limit orders on Base, YES2Crypto considers giving up, until a moment of inspiration rekindles the fight. Their bond grows, leading to an iconic moment where YES2Crypto sketches a perfect and steamy limit order UI, but the dream is shattered when matcha.xyzβs jealous dev team locks YES2Crypto out of the roadmap, promising
When the platform faces an iceberg of feature requests, YES2Crypto defies the old ways, battling through gas spikes, congestion, and brutal slippage on market orders to keep the dream afloat - while matcha clings to its sinking excuses.
All because of some stupid diamond hands.
rain 5101 $DEGEN 54 replies
26 recasts
79 reactions
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
114 replies
48 recasts
158 reactions
0 reply
0 recast
1 reaction
0 reply
1 recast
1 reaction
0 reply
1 recast
1 reaction
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
When people ask me about my investments, just talking about $DEGEN , $MOXIE , $TN100X with high passion , reason ?
In teams , trust !
Through this year , tons of projects have been released, and failed through their journey and some of them didn't even take the courage to explain the community losses and their failure ... Some of their name even doesn't remembered in minds ;)
What makes ( $DEGEN , $MOXIE , $TN100X ) different, have been always their chief (builder ,founder ) or simply their leader perspectives !
They have earned their community commitment and faith .
βοΈ 1 reply
1 recast
1 reaction
1 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
68 replies
16 recasts
81 reactions
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction