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Day 141 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
When YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted DeFi hitcat, and his partner Pink Tribe Vince are sent by /matcha boss Marcellus Slippage to retrieve a glowing DEGEN briefcase, the Base underworld gets messy.
“Say ‘slippage’ again, I dare you, I double dare you!” YES2Crypto snarls, dodging FUD bullets at an /ethdenver diner hold-up.
/matcha’s goons whack the limit order roadmap, so Y2C delivers a meme-adrenaline shot to its code, reviving it. A cameo by Degentin Swapantino quickly sails by.
At a Farcaster pawn shop, he faces /matcha’s enforcer Butch, a boxer who rug-pulled their deal.
“This ain’t personal, it’s liquidity,” Y2C growls, wielding a DEGEN katana.
In a final twist, Y2C and Vince spare /matcha’s goons, reciting a cast: “The path of the righteous memer is beset by high fees.”
Y2C walks off, briefcase glowing: “Support limit orders, or get popped.”
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Day 139 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
When YES2Crypto is wrongfully imprisoned in /matcha Slippage Penitentiary, an infinite-loop liquidity trap, for advocating limit orders on Base, the purple-hatted DeFi dreamer refuses to break.
“They can lock up my roadmap, but not my diamond hands,” he whispers, befriending Pink Tribe’s Red, a memer who “knows how to get things.”
/matcha Warden Gas-Fee sneers, “Hope is a dangerous thing,” as he buries YES2Crypto in MEV solitary with a cruel smirk.
But over years, YES2Crypto chips away at /matcha’s firewall with a meme-hammer, hiding his work behind a poster of “Rita Hay-gas,” her token icon glowing.
One stormy night, he escapes through gas-fee sewers, emerging free, his fur dripping with pixelated sludge.
“Get busy swapping, or get busy slipping,” he casts, exposing /matcha corruption.
On a beach in Zihuatanejo, YES2Crypto grins, “Limit orders are the best things, and no one can take that from you”
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