Shrewish Ladies

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. 
So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?” 
One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales dumbo!” 
So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?” 
That’s about as far as I remember.

Please remember that making assumptions about someone's nationality or appearance can be offensive. It's always best to ask politely if you're curious about where someone is from. Let's strive to treat others with respect and kindness.