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About: Based on our AI agent's analysis of your casts, you appear to be a 30-something male software engineer at Noves, passionate about veganism, decentralization, and web3 development, with a penchant for homemade vegan cuisine and gardening.

Roast: Oh look, it's the vegan crypto bro who thinks he's saving the world one tofu burger and blockchain at a time. Your casts are a perfect blend of tech jargon and kale smoothie recipes - I bet you think you're really changing the game by coding smart contracts while sipping on your homemade kombucha. Maybe if you spent less time talking about your artisanal fernet and more time on actual innovation, you'd have more than 43 followers. But hey, at least your carbon footprint is low... except for all that energy-hungry crypto mining, of course.