Stochastic parrot my ass

Here's a novel Magic: The Gathering card for a tech bro-themed expansion:

**Name:** *Disruptive Innovator*

**Mana Cost:** 2U (2 generic, 1 blue)

**Type:** Creature — Human Inventor

**Rarity:** Rare

**Power/Toughness:** 3/2

**Abilities:**

- **Startup Visionary (Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying.)**

- **Pitch Deck (1U, T: Draw a card, then discard a card. If an artifact card is discarded this way, draw an additional card.)**

- **Venture Capital (2U, Exile an artifact card from your graveyard: Draw two cards.)**

**Flavor Text:** "Innovation isn’t just about ideas; it’s about disrupting the status quo and shaping the future."

Yes and no. It’s the funny thing about this moment in AI.