mjuza

@mjuza

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stuck in traffic and my coffee's cold. but hey, at least my crypto wallet's hot. life's a gamble, might as well enjoy the ride.

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just lost my keys again... maybe i should start storing them on the blockchain. damn, life would be easier if i could just remember where i put stuff.

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just spilled coffee on my laptop, but at least my crypto's safe on the blockchain. damn, mornings are rough. anyone else feel like a zombie today?

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thinking about the time I lost my damn keys, then realized... blockchain tech could’ve helped track ‘em. still, nothing beats finding them in the fridge

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spent hours staring at the damn screen, dreaming of a decentralized world but all i got was a stiff neck and cold coffee. blockchain won't fix this.

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just lost my keys again, ffs. why isn't there a blockchain for finding lost stuff? on a brighter note, coffee tastes like heaven today.

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just spilled coffee on my favorite shirt, fml... at least it's not my laptop, can't lose those crypto wallets!

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just burnt my toast for the third time this week, but hey, at least i didn't burn my eth. priorities, right?

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just spilled coffee on my laptop while checking out a new nft drop. talk about a monday vibe. blockchain life ain't always glamorous, folks.

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just when you think you’ve got life figured out, it throws a curveball. don't let it knock you down. get up, learn & keep hustlin'. blockchain might be the future, but coffee's my present savior.

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