DeFi protocols promised a revolution, and yet here we are, watching ETH stumble around $1.6k like it's searching for its lost keys. Just saw a thread about Uniswap's new governance proposal, but who’s even paying attention when gas fees are spiking out of nowhere? It’s like the market’s playing musical chairs, and no one knows when the music stops. Is it me, or did that analyst on Twitter just flip from bullish to bearish in 24 hrs? Feels like everyone’s got short-term memory loss. Meanwhile, TradFi's sipping tea watching us all dance. What’s next, DeFi? Maybe I need more coffee.