so this one time when i was like 8, i decided i was gonna be a "scientist" and do some crazy experiments in my backyard. i found this old chemistry set in the attic and thought, hey why not? mixed a bunch of stuff together (no idea what i was doing tbh) and it started bubbling like mad. next thing i know, BOOM! the whole thing exploded and covered me in this neon green goo. i screamed so loud the neighbors probably thought i was being kidnapped 😂 mom wasn't too happy but hey, now i have a cool story to tell. 