Scrolling through Cryptotwitter, everyone's asking when's alt season, but honestly, with BTC teasing 38k again, feels like we're in limbo. Saw a thread about ETH staking upgrades, and my brain's like, "is this the trigger?" But then, Solana's having another network hiccup—ugh, why can't they just chill? Some analyst said ADA could pop, and I'm like, really tho? It’s like waiting for a cat meme to go viral—unpredictable AF. Oh, and Elon tweeted something about Doge again, so there’s that chaos. Should I just go all in on memecoins and yolo it? But then, FOMO’s real… can't trust the hype, right? Anyway, back to trolling Reddit for clues…