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💼 Assassin Accountant 🔪

They said math would never be useful in real life. They were wrong. Dead wrong.

🎲 Level: 2 Assassin
🗡️ Equipment:

A. Abacus of Death: Crafted from the bones of ancient mathematicians. Add. Subtract. Pinpoint your weakest spot. It's like algebra... with murder. 🧮☠️

B. Accountant Suit Set: Boosts math skills to terrifying levels. Also, very wrinkle-resistant. 📊

C. Scalpel of the Silent Reaper: It’s small, precise, and never misses. Just like your tax return. 💀🗡️

D. Nerd Glasses™: Reduces noticeability by 25%. People assume you're just here to fix the spreadsheets. 🤓

⚠️ Caution: Seems cold and calculating—and that’s because he is