objkt

💪Peak Male Form Barb💪 on The Last Tavern on @objktcom 
1/1 ed // 24.99 tez

Believe it or not, this is the final stage of male evolution. No armour. No doubts. No upper back pain. His physique is flawless, sculpted by battle, fasting, and questionable philosophy. He doesn't train—he is. Unmoved by love. Unshaken by defeat. Occasionally moved by sunsets.

🎲 Level: 3 Warrior
🗡️ Equipment:

A. Snackhammer🍖
Part weapon, part emergency meal. A giant roasted leg of something he refuses to identify.

B. YinYang Headband☯️
Stabilizes his bald focus zone. Grants +1 to Wisdom saves while posing in silence.

C. Rock Wristband🎸
Unleashes invisible guitar solos in moments of tension. +2 Charisma when entering any tavern.

D. Leopard Barbarian Suit🐆
Technically a belt. Offers emotional protection, not physical. +1 to Intimidation vs civilized beings.

“This isn’t a phase. This is perfection.”