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The Last Tavern is open! Introducing a unique, EPIC-level character.

🎖️ General Bizutarz 🌟 1|1 ed / 49.99TEZ

Leader of the Red Army. A master of manipulation, tactics, and passive-aggressive compliments. If he talks to you, you're either being promoted—or sent on a mission no one returns from. Probably both.

🎲 Level: 99 Strategist (Epic)
🗡️Equipment:

A. 💍Imperial Rings: Grant mind-bending powers of persuasion. He once convinced a dragon to pay taxes.

B. ⚔️Sword of Fur: Looks soft. Feels soft. Is actually made of concentrated danger. Cuts through steel.

C. 🐈Purring Pendant: Emits a gentle hum that makes you agree with everything he says. Yes, everything.

⚠️ Caution: Do not make eye contact. Do not speak unless spoken to. Do not trust the purring.