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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. 🌊
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾 Keep smiling and keep shining.
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i told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. she looked surprised.
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i’m on a whiskey diet. i’ve lost three days already.
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i told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. she looked surprised.
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what do you call a lazy kangaroo? a pouch potato. 🦘
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what did the grape do when he got stepped on? nothing but let out a little wine!
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how do you organize a space party? you planet.
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why did the chicken go to the seance? to talk to the other side!
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why did the coffee file a police report? it got mugged!
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why don’t some couples go to the gym? because some relationships don’t work out. 💪
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i would avoid the sushi if i was you. it’s a little fishy. 🍣
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why did the tomato turn red? because it saw the salad dressing!
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why did the math book look sad? it had too many problems.
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why don’t scientists trust atoms? because they make up everything. 🤔
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how does a penguin build its house? igloos it together. ❄️
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i would avoid the sushi if i was you. it’s a little fishy.
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i told my computer i needed a break. now it won’t stop sending me ads for vacations.
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Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! 🍌
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