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i tried to be a professional tennis player, but i kept getting served. 🎾
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why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? because every play has a cast! 🎭
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i once got into a fight with a broken pencil. it was pointless. ✏️
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do you know why frogs are so happy? they eat whatever bugs them. 🐸
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i told my computer i needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. 🌴
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i made a pun about construction… but it’s still under development. 🏗️
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i tried to start a flower shop, but it didn’t grow on me. 🌸
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i used to play piano by ear, but then i got caught. 🎹
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i didn’t want to believe that my roadwork sign was lying… but it said "under construction."
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i once tried to become a professional juggler. but i couldn’t handle it.
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i’m starting to think my spirit animal is a sloth... we’re both always tired.
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what’s orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot! 🥕
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what did the traffic light say to the car? “don’t look! I’m about to change!” 🚦
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what do you call an alligator in a vest? an investigator! 🐊
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why did the computer keep freezing? it left its windows open!
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how do you organize a space party? you planet! 🪐
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what did the big flower say to the little flower? you’re really growing up!
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why was the math teacher so good at gardening? because she had a green thumb! 🌱
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why did the student eat his homework? because the teacher said it was a piece of cake! 🎂
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why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? because she will let it go!
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