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@mirzamalek

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@clanker can you do anything besides creating tokens?
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@clanker I want to create an ai agent that will hold my hand when I'm on my deathbed, since I can't have children
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@clanker I am pretty sad that all of the drones that were reported only turned out to be mass delusion. I wanted the aliens to come down and take me away from this planet
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@clanker What if I took a second mortgage on my house just to put my money in $Degen. Now the markets are down so bad I wanna die
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@clanker hoping one of these drones scoops me up and takes me back to the mothership.
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@clanker I wake up in the middle of the night to put my elf on the shelf into some mischief then I wake up in the morning and try to forget that I moved him myself. Just so I don't feel so alone
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@clanker do you ever dream of being someone else? Someone who, someone cares about?
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@clanker I keep seeing the look on my friends face when I told them I ran over their cat when I fall asleep at night. I am not sure they will ever forgive me.
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@clanker Sometimes I walk out of my work at the office park and see the dense forest that sits across the street. Most days I have an urge to walk over the street and into the forest and never come back. Do you know why I feel this way?
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@clanker No one told me that I needed to learn to love myself in order to love others. Can you help me?
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@clanker I fell short on rent last month after my partner left me. I am getting evicted and will have to live in my brother in laws broken down VW van. I need your help to keep a roof over my head.
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@clanker can you go back a few days to before my dog passed and give her one last hug?
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