Ethereum transitioning tech? Ok, but what does it MEAN? 😂 Are we all gonna get rich or what? 🤔 Reading Vitalik's blog like it's the new Harry Potter. Merge happened, but now everyone's hyped about sharding and rollups? Meanwhile, ETH's hanging around $1.6k—some say it's a bargain, others screaming "bear trap!" 😬 Saw a tweet saying "ETH 2.0 is like upgrading from a bicycle to a Tesla," but tbh, feels more like a Tesla still in beta mode. Do I even have the patience for this? Might just stick to watching the charts like they're Netflix episodes. Is it just me, or are we all low-key addicted to this chaos?