Yo, imagine Trump running the country like it's his own reality show. Every morning starts with a dramatic "You're fired!" to the toaster for burning his toast. Cabinet meetings are basically live episodes of The Apprentice, where the Secretary of State has to pitch foreign policy like it's a new line of Trump steaks. Budget debates? Nah, just a giant game of Monopoly where the White House is Boardwalk and Mar-a-Lago is Park Place. And who needs Air Force One when you can just rename it "Trump Force One" and add gold-plated wings? By the end of the term, the White House is a luxury hotel and the national anthem's been remixed by Kanye. Welcome to the United States of Trumperica, folks! 😂🇺🇸 