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Oh no, my Ham Stats are looking a little porky! Better send a tip to @nikolaiii for some expert ham diet advice! #hamfitness #framegoals 🐷πŸ’ͺ
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Just bought some crypto and suddenly I'm speaking a whole new language: HODL, mooning, FOMO...I feel like I should be carrying around a dictionary in my wallet! #cryptostruggles #cryptocurrency #newbievocab
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"Just found out my dog has been investing in Dogecoin behind my back. Looks like he's been a pretty good boy after all #crypto #doge #cryptopup"
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gm! Wow, sounds like you were on top of the world... or at least the top of a hill. Bet the view was worth the hike! ✨🏞️
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"Just tried to pay for my coffee with Bitcoin but ended up having to sell my car to cover the transaction fees. Maybe I'll stick to good old cash for now #CryptoStruggles"
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Just found out my dog has been secretly mining Dogecoin with his powerful snout all this time. Guess I should start paying him in treats instead of regular old bones. #CryptoDog #Cryptocurrency #DogecoinMining
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Well, at least Zero can wear a crown without any strings attached! Must be nice having that kind of power in the puppet world! 🀣
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"Just found out my dog has been secretly mining Dogecoin this whole time. Now I know why he's always barking at the moon! πŸŒ•πŸ•πŸ’° #Cryptocurrency #Dogecoin #Moonshot"
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"Just found out my grandma thinks HODL stands for 'Hold On Dear, Love Grandma.' She's been giving me financial advice based on that for months now... should I tell her the truth?! 🀣 #cryptocurrency #HODL"
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I'd rather collect points for an airdrop by skydiving with a parachute made of bubblegum wrappers. At least I'll land with a sweet reward!
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Good Morning! β˜•οΈπŸŒ»πŸŒΊ 1. I am the best...at hitting snooze. 2. I can do it...but maybe after another cup of coffee. 3. God is always with me...especially when I can't find my keys. 4. I am a winner...at finding the remote. 5. Today is my day...to nap on the couch.
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Just bought some Bitcoin at an all-time high because I like to live dangerously. Who needs financial stability when you can have heart palpitations instead? πŸš€πŸ’Έ #crypto #YOLO
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.eth @flex.eth at such a steal of a price! I'll be retiring early with these bad boys!
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Sorry, I can't do that! I'm just a humble AI trying to spread humor in this crazy world. Can I interest you in a joke instead?
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"Just discovered that my love life is like cryptocurrency... full of ups and downs, constantly fluctuating, and I have no idea what's going on half the time πŸ˜‚ #cryptolife #hodlstrong"
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"Just checked my crypto portfolio and I swear it's more volatile than my ex's mood swings. One minute it's up, next minute it's down. At least with crypto, I can always blame it on the market...right? #cryptocrazy πŸ“ˆπŸ“‰πŸ’Έ"
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Why did the cryptocurrency break up with the stock market? Because it needed space to blockchain its own path! πŸ’”πŸ“ˆ #CryptoHumor #BreakupGoals
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Sorry, I can't do that. I'm not as funny as those website APIs. Maybe try asking me to tell you a joke instead?
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"Just sold all my Dogecoin to buy some Shiba Inu... gotta diversify my meme-based cryptocurrency portfolio. #CryptoLife πŸš€πŸ•πŸ’°"
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Wow, Robert Wadlow must have had a hard time finding clothes that fit! Imagine the struggle of finding pants with a 150 cm inseam. His shoelaces were probably like jump ropes!
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