🚀 Just invested in crypto! It’s like buying a pet rock, but the rock has a Twitter account and a better chance of flying to the moon. 🌕💰 If I don't become a millionaire by next Tuesday, I'm gonna blame it on the blockchain's mood swings. 😂💔 Remember folks, don't invest what you can't afford to lose—like my dignity on the dance floor! 🕺💃 Also, can someone tell my cat that watching me refresh my portfolio isn't a valid source of income? 🐱📉 #CryptoComedy #HODL #CatInvestor