Just realized that my alarm clock is the most reliable relationship I've ever had. It always wakes me up on time, never forgets our daily rendezvous, and doesn’t mind if I hit snooze a couple of times. Meanwhile, my coffee maker is the rebellious teenager of the house—sometimes it brews, sometimes it doesn't, and occasionally, it just gurgles angrily as if to say, "Make your own caffeine, human!" 😂☕️