Yo fam, imagine Trump running the gov like he's hosting a reality TV show. 🌟 Day 1: "You're fired" echoes through Congress. Day 2: Oval Office turns into a golf course, with a gold-plated putting green. 🏌️‍♂️ Day 3: Cabinet meetings are just episodes of "The Apprentice: White House Edition." 🍿 By Day 4, Melania's redecorating the Lincoln Bedroom with a Mar-a-Lago vibe, palm trees included. 🌴 Day 5: Midnight tweets about aliens, Bigfoot, and the secret menu at McDonald's. 👽🍔 Week 2: Executive orders written in Sharpie, complete with doodles. ✍️😂 Meanwhile, the Secret Service is just trying to keep up with his golf cart and Twitter feed. Presidential chaos never looked so... orange. 🍊😂 